Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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