quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize