But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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