Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
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Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
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I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?