Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
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you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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