dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
