Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Never underestimate the power of titties
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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