ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
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Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
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I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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