is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
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Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
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You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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