I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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