It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
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I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
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She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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