Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
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The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
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That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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