I want to stick my p in your. b.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
two words: eviction party
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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