we're blogging at a bar
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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