so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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