Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
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As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
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I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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