I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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