literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
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Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
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And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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