Who did Billy Mays play for?
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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