Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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