P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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