Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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