Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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