is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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