jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
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don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
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I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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