Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
As shirtless as possible
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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