Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
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Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
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I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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