I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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