he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I'm always down for nudity.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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