do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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