When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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