the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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