This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I was not drunk enough for that final.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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