WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
