they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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