two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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