Don't EVER smell your tampon
The beer is more important than you right now.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
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No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
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