I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
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Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
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Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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