i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
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Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
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You were trust falling into bushes
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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