If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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