so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
i drank out of a bidet.
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We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
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ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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