just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
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