He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
