I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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