I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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