No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
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Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
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I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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