No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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