Hey man sorry I got all grabby
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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