Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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