Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
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Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
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Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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