you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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