North Korea, Best Korea!
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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