ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Come see our sink grown plant.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
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