you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
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Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Just high enough for therapy.
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Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.