This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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