haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
