then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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