Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
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as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
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Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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