I'm pants shitting drunk right now
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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