hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
someone owes me an orgasm
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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