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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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